LOS ANGELES - Khloe Kardashian has been so depressed lately that her mother Kris Jenner has pulled some network strings and helped Khloe get her very own cable reality show.
Khloe's husband Lamar Odom of the Los Angeles Clippers has said that since his wife was fired from X-Factor she has not been herself.
He revealed that some days Khloe gets so sad that she only puts on half of her make up.
According to Chiffon P. Kipplemeister spokesperson for The Nourishment Network, Khloe will be hosting a brand new show titled The Waffle Wars.
The show should premier within two weeks. It will deal with two contestants participating in a waffle making contest.
Each contestant will be allowed a certain amount of ingredients and at the sound of the bell, both will begin making waffles.
During part one of the waffle making event Khloe will be asking each contestant questions about politics, music, and geography as they are busily making the waffles.
During the second part of the waffle making Khloe will be wearing a skimpy bikini swimsuit and she will ask each contestant three very personal and intimate questions.
She will then award 10 bonus points to the contestant who did not get flustered, nervous, or distracted.
A panel of three judges will then decide individually which contestant had the best waffles and the winner will receive 10 points per judge.
The waffles will be judged on taste, smell, look, caloric content, and degree of originality.
Should The Waffle War end in a tie, Khloe will flip a quarter to determine the winner.
The loser will receive a $100 gift certificate good at any Burger Bandit Restaurant in the nation.
The winner will receive $7,000 in cash, plus an all-expenses paid three days, three nights trip to Cleveland, where he or she will stay with another individual at The scenic and archaic Mrs. Christopher Columbus Hotel which overlooks beautiful Lake Erie.
The loser of The Waffle Wars also gets to clean up the kitchen and wear a T-shirt that reads, "I Got My Butt Kicked On The Waffle Wars."