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Thursday, 21 March 2013

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Lamar bought Khloe a cat to try and cheer her up; she named the cat Simple Simon. (Photo by Bruce Jenner).

LOS ANGELES - Family and friends of Khloe Kardashian all agree that since she was fired by Simon Cowell as host of the X-Factor she has been quite depressed.

Her husband, Los Angeles Clippers player Lamar Odom told Glamboyant Magazine, formerly The West Coast Flaming Gazette, that he has never seen his Honeyball as despondent as she is now.

He pointed out to Glamboyant's Savannah Kettle that Honeyball has refused to eat chips and avocado dip.

Lamar disclosed that chips and avocado dip is Khloe's all-time favorite food even beating out double pepperoni pizzas and two-wiener hot dogs.

Odom stated that their hit cable reality show Khloe & Lamar has been put on hold until Khloe gets back to being her same, old, lovable, shopaholic self.

In the meantime, all of the Kardashian clan is rallying around Big K, as Nancy Pelosi calls her.

In Other News. Wynonna Judd who is appearing on this season's edition of Dancing With The Stars has announced that she weighed herself after her first live dance routine and she is proud to say that she lost half a pound.

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