Written by Buck E Filbert
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Thursday, 21 March 2013

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Kim's Vagina is Smoking

Everyone knows the Kardashian sisters are close but they have gone from the ridicules to the sublime in their show, "Kourtney and Kim Take Miami".

In a recent show Khloe told Kim and Kourtney that if they drank pineapple juice it would make their wohoos more tasty and pleasantly odoriferous.

The sisters went for it with a vengeance guzzling gallons of the liquid day and night. How would they know if it was working or not? Khloe came to the rescue with a solution, "I'll sniff your lady parts and make a determination as to who has the nicest smelling cootch.

The sisters all wiped their lady parts with paper towels and Khloe came to the conclusion that Kim's vagina was the most pleasing to the nose. Thus the winner.

Well, this came to that, now the Kardashian's will have a new line of perfumes based on Kim's, Khloe's and Kourtney's vaginal odors.

The new product line is being called, "Close To Kardashian".

If someone told them that drinking swamp water made their butts smell like pumpkin pie would they cook a turkey?

From Sunset and Vine in Beautiful Downtown Hollywood California 90028

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