LOS ANGELES - Hollywood Innuendo has just announced that the star of The Vampire Diaries Nina Dobrev has agreed to appear in a nude vampire themed calendar.
HI's Fajita San Guacamole stated that Cy Cyfellini, the director of operations for the Calendars 'R' Us Calendar company had been wanting to feature Miss Dobrev in one of its world famous nude calendars for the past year.
Allegro Fitzowitz of the Brooklyn law firm of Fitzowitz, Straydiddle, & Goldenbocker, stated that his client Calendars 'R' Us said that although Miss Dobrev had expressed an interest in appearing in the calendar there was the matter of her wanting to receive a salary plus a certain percentage of each calendar sold.
Fitzowitz stated that every celebrity personality that he has ever heard of who has appeared in a nude calendar layout received a set salary and nothing more.
He did state that his client took into account the extreme popularity of Miss Dobrev and decided to relent and pay her a salary plus give her a percentage of the calendar sales.
According to an inside source who did not want her name revealed Miss Dobrev will receive a flat salary of $1.3 million plus 15 percent of all calendar sales.
She was also given her choice of a pair of season tickets to either the Los Angeles Lakers or Los Angeles Clippers for the 2013-2014 season.
And on top of that Miss Dobrev and a friend (most likely Ian Somerhalder her boyfriend) will be flown down to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico where they will spend 5 days and 5 nights at Ryan Seacrest's and Steven Tyler's Puffy Taco Resort & Casino.
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