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Monday, 18 March 2013

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New York - "It's the ultimate devil's advocate scenario," a Hystery Channel studio source said today commenting on the casting of a US Attorney General doppelganger to play Pontius Pilate in future episodes of The Bible.

The actor, thought to Rocky Carroll who plays NCIS agency director Leon Vance, will play opposite Mehdi Ouazanni whose depiction of Satan in The Bible has been slammed as cynical for an alleged physical resemblance to President Obama.

An unconfirmed preview of the script this morning sees Pontius Pilate being 'tempted' by Satan to cover-up records of a 'drone attack' on Herod's Palace with legalistic 'the Devil's in the detail' bullsh*t.

And more dead ringers for famous US politicians are being sought from specialist casting agencies amid rumors of a feature-length episode targeting vital Easter weekend audiences.

Outtakes of Beyonce auditioning for the part of St Mary Magdalene are thought to be 'beyond the pale'.

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