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Sunday, 17 March 2013

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Lindsay may just find herself back at The Zsa Zsa Gabor Prison For Women In Los Angeles. (Photo courtesy of Paris Hilton).

LOS ANGELES - The star of The Vampire Diaries Nina Dobrev was recently interviewed by LaLaLand Daily's Macadamia Honeysuckle.

The two met for lunch at The Lips of The Dastardly Dragon Diner in El Segundo and talked about Nina's hit show.

The 24-year-old actress stated that she has never been happier and disclosed that her and her boyfriend Ian Somerhalder's relationship is going along great.

She smiled and added that if it was any better it would be illegal in 17 states.

Nina, who recently received a metallic silver 2013 Lamborghini Murcielago for her birthday from boyfriend Ian, gushed with pride when she said that I-Som is the best boyfriend in all of Tinsel Town.

She said that when she is with him she is happier than an anteater at a fire ant convention.

Dobrev was asked to comment on the up and down roller coaster world of Lindsay Lohan.

Nina shook her head and remarked that she spoke to Lilo a few days ago and she told her that she has run out of chances.

Lohan asked her what that meant and Nina looked her in her freckled face and replied, "Lindsay, it means that pretty soon you are going to be dressed in prison orange and sit in a damn cell and be treated like everyone else who has done all of the stupid, dumbass things that you have done."

Lohan raised her eyebrows and replied, "But, Nina...I'm Lindsay Lohan, Hollywood starlet, and for that reason and for that reason alone, I am supposed to have a lot more chances than say some other female like LaKindra Washington, or Esmeralda Fernandez, or Ling Sue Chin."

"No! No! No!" Nina yelled. "That is precisely what your problem has been little girl. You have always thought that you were better than everyone else and sad to say some of the people in legal places babied you, but ring-ring, the recess bell has rung and recess is over."

"Recess?" Lohan asked.

"Yes, recess time is over and now you are going to be put in a class (prison) with the big gals - and let me tell you sweety pie, those angry girls can be meaner than a porcupine with ingrown quills."

Lohan shook her head and replied, "Well, I'm not gonna be sent to prison because I am just TOO DAMN pretty...you'll see."

In Other News. Zydeco Dupree writes in his book Trivia Territory that skunks absolutely hate their own smell but they have no choice but to put up with it.

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