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Saturday, 16 March 2013

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A photo of a ring that Demi gave to her BFF CeCe Frey last Christmas. (Photo by Rico Chorizo).

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Demi Lovato recently addressed the rumors regarding a personal, intimate involvement between her and her X-Factor boss Simon Cowell, 53.

Lovato spoke with Taffeta Kixx, ex iRumors reporter who is now employed by The Gossipette Gazette, regarding the rumor mill rumblings.

Demi, who is 20, stated that she is no newcomer to vicious rumors as evidenced by reports back in December of her and X-Factor contestant CeCe Frey being involved in a lesbionic relationship.

Lovato did admit that she had a girl crush on the very attractive, svelte CeCe but that her and Miss Frey never got to second base.

Demi also dismissed the rumor that she had a tattoo of Iceland inked on her lower back as being viciously started by either Chelsea Handler or that evil, arrogantista Omarosa.

When Miss Kixx contacted Simon "The Sultan of Sarcasm" Cowell and asked about Demi Lovato, he put down his glass of Jose Cuervo Tequila, took a puff from his Marlboro cigarette, and said that the rumor was utterly and unequivocally false.

"Count" Cowell, as Kate Middleton calls him, said that he likes Lovato but that he is currently in a relationship with the astoundingly erotic Carmen Electra and he is totally devoted to Lecty as President Obama nicknamed Ms. Electra.

In Other News. Zydeco Dupree writes in his book Trivia Territory that two-humped camels are allergic to M&Ms while one-humped camels are not.

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