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Friday, 15 March 2013

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Stacy says that lately she has been thinking a lot about wedding cake.

West Hollywood - Stacy Keibler recently told one of her best friends that she's been with boyfriend George Clooney for a year and a half and it is time for him to come up with an engagement ring or let her go since her biological clock is tick-tocking louder and louder.

The 33-year-old gorgeously legged blonde says that she knows that there are millions of nice, handsome, rich men who would love to have her on their arm.

Keibler, who stands 5-foot-10-inches tall, talked with Glamboyant Magazine's Voodoo Dupree at The Le Loins of Joan of Arc French Restaurant in West Holly.

She told the reporter that she has been extremely patient as Georgy, who is 51, has traveled to foreign countries, spent lots of time in Washington, D.C., and gone surfing with some of his close friends in Maui, Hawaii.

The former wrestling champion added that she has never complained and has been quite content to stay at home playing Angry Birds, making tamales from scratch, and watching Gilligan's Island marathons on cable television.

The statuesque beauty with the 42-inch legs confided to Miss Dupree that she has been secretly asked out by three different Tinsel Town celebrities but of course she turned them all down.

When asked who the three celebs were the stunningly sexy blonde blushed and replied that she would never tell.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: I called up Ryan Seacrest, who knows everything about everyone, and he told me that the three wannabe Keibler suitors are Russell Brand, Tom Cruise, and Maksim Chmerkovskiy.]

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