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Friday, 15 March 2013

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Kristen Stewart (R) and Tamra Natisin (L) shown at a Burger Bandit in Venice Beach. (Photo taken by Paco Peso).

VENICE BEACH - K-Stew and Tamra Natisin were seen walking hand-in-hand at Seashell Sal's Sporting Stuff Shop.

When they were spotted by Macadamia Honeysuckle of LaLaLand Daily, formerly LaLaLand Limelight the two quickly let go of each others hands.

Honeysuckle asked Kristen if her friend was going to be replacing her on-again, off-again Twilight Saga boyfriend Rob Pattinson.

K-Stew scowled at the reporter and said that what Tamra and her do is no one's business including Barbara Walters, Oprah Winfrey, and Joan "The Moan" Rivers.

Miss H then asked if the rumor that Kathy Griffin had mentioned about intimate sparks flying between her and Natisin were in fact sparks of love or simply sparks of hilarity and mirth.

Miss Natisin, who is employed as Katy Perry's masseuse, chimed in and said that her and K-Stew are not quite at the point of being like Ellen and Portia or Rosie and Michelle, but they do seem to both be on the same romantic channel.

K-Stew confessed to Miss Honeysuckle that it is a welcome change not to keep being rejected by RPattz day after day.

She then winked and softly asked Miss H if she happened to have Jodie Foster's cell phone number.

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