The toothbrush- "Hi, you wouldn't really think twice about me now would you? Now, i just want you to think about this, now i'm not saying it's going to be easy, i don't know if you actually HAVE a brain, all I see is a big, fat, wet hole that i get shoved into every morning and night. But how would you like it, to be rammed into someones "mouth" everyday, it's not as if you've even greeted me, I barely even know you for heaven's sake so please, take advice from me and say hello to your toothbrush once in a while."
Wednesday, 12 November 2003
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