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Wednesday, 13 March 2013

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Brandi recently went into a Marina Del Rey pet shop and bought a dog which she named LeAnn.

LOS ANGELES - Brandi Glanville, 40, one of the stars of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, has been bragging about having gone to bed with movie star Gerard Butler.

But the funny thing is that Butler recently told Whoopi Goldberg on The View that he had no recollection of ever being with the ex-Mrs. Eddie Cibrian.

Glanville, who has been feuding for months with the new Mrs. Eddie Cibrian, LeAnn Rimes, was reportedly devastated that Gerard did not remember her.

She told Kiowa Kettle with Tittle Tattle Tonight that perhaps Gerard was just kidding because there is just no way that he could not have remembered her since she knows that she is one of the best crotch minglers in all of LaLaLand.

Gerard appeared on Bedroom Pillow Talk and talked with Carolina Chipotle. After Miss Chipotle informed him that the alleged coupling had occurred in September of 2012, at Rob Pattinson's Malibu Beach House, The Vampire Villa, he finally recalled the mattress frolicking.

He went on to comment to Miss Chipotle that the reason he did not remember Brandi was because there was nothing really special about her to remember.

Chipotle asked, "Meaning what?"

And Butler grinned and said that he hates to be insensitive but in Glanville's case you've seen one Brazilian waxed hooha you've seen 'em all.

When Brandi was told about Gerard's comments she became very upset and said that she promised she would not say anything negative about him but since all bets are off, she confessed that she did not like Butler because his belly button looks exactly like a woman's.

In Other News. Talk show host Chelsea Handler wants to clear the air once and for all and state for the record that she is not a lesbianite even though she knows she resembles one.

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