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Monday, 11 March 2013

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The animal rights people are questioning magician Penn Jillette about the disappearance of six rabbits.

MANHATTAN - Donald Trump, host of All-Star Celebrity Apprentice has just sent home a second rock star as Twisted Sister frontman Dee Snider was shown the board room door.

Snider followed on the heels of Bret Michaels of the band Poison who was eliminated last week.

And the most hated woman in the history of television reality show villains, Omarosa skirted by yet again.

Gary Busey was also subject to being fired. But Trump saved him mainly because the tassled haired one (GB), is one very entertaining individual, crazy as a field mouse in 112 degree South Texas summer heat, but totally entertaining.

Tittle Tattle Tonight's Pico de Gallo has said that Busey makes Paris Hilton seem like a rocket scientist by comparison.

He further noted that it's no secret that Gary's bowl of Corn Flakes is missing the milk. Even Dennis "The Worm" Rodman who is about as flakey as they come stated that Busey is so dumb he thinks a Fjord is a Scandinavian car.

Lisa Rinna did not do much on this particular episode because she confessed that her big lips were hurting.

Penn Jillette did a magic trick but when he refused to say where the six rabbits had gone, the animal rights contacted Donald Trump and told him that Mr. Jillette had better produce the half dozen rabbits within 24 hours or face felonious bunny charges.

SIDENOTE: Donald Trump's two sons appeared on the show and in one scene they were shown laughing at their father's silly hairdo behind his back.

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