Written by Abel Rodriguez
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Saturday, 9 March 2013

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When Angelina was asked what she thought about Chelsea Handler, she replied, "Never heard of her."

HOLLYWOOD - Ling Chow Rangoon with iRumors stated that Chelsea Handler seems to relish being in the feudistic mode spotlight.

She added that the 38-year-old talk show host just doesn't seem to be happy unless she is degrading, demeaning, insulting, and attacking some one.

Miss Rangoon remarked that CH's recent rambunctious rant ridiculed Jolie for acting as if she was Buckhouse royalty.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Buckhouse is a Euphemism used mostly on the left coast of the U.S. for Buckingham Palace.]

Handler further stated that Jolie looks as if she had two servings of Tapioca Pudding injected into her lips.

Rangoon defended Jolie by noting that Handler, who resembles LeAnn Rimes in the little itty bitty eyes and stringy blonde hair department, apparently studied at The Lisa Lampanelli Pit Bull Charm School.

The iRumors reporter said that Handler is not even in Jolie's league since Angie baby is in the major leagues while Chelsleaze is simply T-ball.

Ling Chow pointed out that talk on the back streets of LaLaLand is that the only reason why the dishwater blonde (CH) got her talk show hosting job is due to the fact that she engaged in a bit of mattress merriment with her boss.

Even Joan "The Moan" Rivers, who cannot stand Chelsea, said during a recent comedy performance at The Laughing Beaver Comedy Club in West Hollywood "That Handler bitch is loud, nasty, arrogant, ugly, vulgar, nasty, bitter, pathetic, and did I say nasty?"

In A Related Story. Dennis Rodman who is about as good looking as a jar full of spider webs recently told Barbara Walters on The View that he would not go out with Chelsea if she paid him $18,000.

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