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Friday, 8 March 2013

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Tina Fey is so upset with Taylor Swift that she plans to write a song bashing her.

HOLLYWOOD - Amy Poehler apologized to Taylor Swift. Tina Fey says that Kirstie Alley will stop eating cake, pie, and burgers before she apologizes to T-Swizzle.

Swift, 23, is still fuming about having Fey and Poehler gang up on her during the recent Golden Globe Awards Show.

Fey, 42, who made a ton of money impersonating Sarah "Snowflake" Palin, told the assembled crowd of assembled celebrities that Tay-Tay needs to stop chasing after guys as if they are going out of style.

The 41-year-old Poehler added that she personally is tired of listening to Swift's songs since every one of them seems to have the same repetitive theme - I dated a guy, we broke up, I'm going to diss the hell out of him in a new hit song, and I'm going to make a ton of money, YIP-PIE!

Jay Leno of The Tonight Show reportedly said, that he heard from an unnamed source, that Taylor is demanding that Tina Fey say she is sorry for hurting her feelings and making her seem like a cheap bargain store version of Chelsea Handler.

Leno The Chinmaster, also noted that the same unnamed source stated that Tina will be writing a song about Taylor and it is not going to be pretty.

Fey is now quite angry about the whole situation and she remarked that she is going to be using some quasi-venomous words in her Taylor Swift song that she said will even make Joan "The Moan" Rivers blush.

In Related News. Sarah "Snowballs" Palin is reportedly as thrilled as a beaver in a lumber yard that someone in the Lower 48, has mentioned her name.

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