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Friday, 8 March 2013

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Queen Elizabeth has invited Justin to Buckingham Palace for a spot of tea. (Photo courtesy of Pixie Lott).

LONDON - Well there is good news and bad news from Camp Biebs. The good news is that he showed up on time for his concert at London's O2 Arena.

The bad news is that while he was jumping around all over the stage he got tangled up and tripped on the crotch of his pants which were about three inches from the floor.

But alas, Bieber's hair stylist Mitsy Mistletoe, who saw everything ran to Justin and helped him get himself all untangled.

Several young girls, who had traveled all the way from Liverpool to see their music idol, said that Justy was quite shaken up and kept asking, "What the heck did I get hit with?"

Miss Mistletoe was heard to reply, "Well JB, it finally happened you got knocked down by your own crotch."

"What?" He asked in amazement.

Mistletoe replied that she would show him the video later after he recovers from the ultra embarrassment.

But true to the artistic performer's tradition, the next concert will go on as planned.

SIDENOTE: London's Tickety Boo News reports that Justin's manager has stated that in order to prevent a repeat of the pants crotch incident, JB will be performing while wearing a pair of Daisy Duke shorts.

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