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Thursday, 7 March 2013

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Piers Morgan is definitely one of the best dressed Englishmen in the USA. (Photo courtesy of Anderson Cooper).

NEW YORK CITY - There are probably no two individuals in the United States who dislike, despise, and downright detest each other more than talk show host Piers Morgan and Omarosa

Piers Morgan is noted for being a long time journalist and Omarosa is simply known for being the all-time, number one, reality show villain thanks to Donald Trump putting her in the national spotlight on Celebrity Apprentice.

Both Morgan and Omarosa were recently interviewed by Ling Chow Rangoon with iRumors.

Rangoon, a seasoned reporter shook her head as she remarked that Piers and Omarosa hate each other more than every kind-hearted, caring American hates the horrendously vile, venomous demons of the Westboro Baptist Church who make a school of vicious piranha's look cute and petable.

Morgan told Rangoon that Omarosa has all the personality of fish bait. He added that she is so hog slop ugly that her best feature is her underarm hair.

Omarosa, who makes Naomi Campbell look like the black version of Mrs. Santa Claus, pointed out that Piers thinks he's so sharp but in reality the Englishman is about as sharp as a wet noodle.

She went on to say that Morgan certainly gets his minimum daily requirement of arrogance.

Ling Chow Rangoon and iRumors will stay with the Piers Morgan-Omarosa Feud and bring you any new developing developments as they develop.

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