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Tuesday, 5 March 2013

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Dennis Rodman has a pet cat which he named Satan. (Photo courtesy of Chelsea Handler).

WEST HOLLYWOOD - The star of The Twilight Saga series Kristen Stewart was seen walking hand in hand with former NBA Bad Boy, Dennis "The Menace" Rodman.

The two were spotted going into Needleman's Tattoo Parlor which is owned and operated by the world's most famous tattoo artist
Sawyer "The Needleman" Frazzlewater.

Frazzlewater has tattooed more LaLaLand celebrities than anyone else in the entire Left Coast state of Califas, as George Lopez calls California.

Frazzy said that in his latest visit he gave Rodman a tattoo of a sea serpent fighting three sea-faring barbarians.

Needleman will not admit it because he said that he gave his word that he wouldn't, but talk in CelebLand is that last October he placed a tattoo with the initials GOP on the bikini line of Rush Limbaugh's wife Kathryn.

[WRITER'S NOTE: I called up Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest, who is known as the celebrity gossip guru, and asked him about this political tattoo. He informed me that he is 99.7 percent sure that the GOP tat rumor is true.]

K-Stew was asked by Hollywood Vis-รก-Vis reporter Hacienda Dakota if her going out with Rodman was simply an attempt to try and make ex-boyfriend Rob Pattinson jealous.

She rolled her eyes and replied that she went out with the man that Howard Stern calls Dennis the Vulgarian because he talks to her in a licentiously lewd and lasciviously loud manner and she finds it to be rather refreshing.

A Friendly Reminder. March 8, is National Proof Reading Day except in Mishygun (Michigan) where it was banned in 2002.

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