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Monday, 4 March 2013

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A photo of Gary Busey's rescue pet, Moon Dog.

NEW YORK CITY - Season 13 of All-Star Celebrity Apprentice proved to be bad luck for rock singer Brett Michaels as he was the year's first victim.

Brett was definitely thrown under the bus by the black and white tandem of Omarosa and Brande Roderick.

Brande is a former Playboy Playmate and Omarosa is, as Piers Morgan so aptly put it, a mean, hateful, evil spirited, non-celebrity demon.

Morgan said that Big O is the type of venom-spewing female who steals baby rattles from babies, Geritol bottles from old men, and knitting needles from old women.

Piers added that the name Omarosa is Swahili for snake that slithers in the sizzling summer sun.

Hollywood Innuendo's Fajita San Guacamole stated that Brett Michaels has got to be one of the nicest, kindest, hardest working contestants to ever appear on The Man With The Hairdo From Hell's reality show.

Gary Busey, who is another contestant on this year's show, told Donald Trump that fellow contestant Dennis Rodman wears so much bling on his face that it would take him an hour to go through an airport metal detector.

La Toya Jackson said that she wants to make the Jackson family proud of her while Busey said that he wants to make the extraterrestrial family proud of him.

Trump complimented Lisa Rinna on having much smaller lips than before, but he must not have taken a very close look because her lips look like they've been injected with about three ounces of strawberry Jello each.

And Dee Snider, lead singer with Twisted Sister is now old enough that he could change the name of the band to Twisted Granny.

SIDENOTE: Vice-President Joe Biden and American Idol's Nicki Minaj both predicted that La Toya Jackson was going to be the first sent home. Metta World Peace meanwhile had remarked that he felt that Donald Trump would end up firing himself.

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