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Tuesday, 5 March 2013

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Taylor says that she only uses a special brand of guitar strings that are imported from Peru.

NASHVILLE - Taylor Swift, 23, was in Music City shopping around for a certain brand of guitar strings.

Afterwards she and a close friend identified as Chevette Goobergraust, 21, had lunch at a local Burger Belle.

Taylor revealed to Chevette that lately she has been somewhat depressed due to the fact that her relationships just haven't seemed to work out.

She said that she tries and tries but that things just seem to go south real fast and then all she is left with is the task of writing a song about the break up.

Chevette, who was named after her maternal grandmother Chevette Linwiffle, suggested that maybe she needs to get away from dating Hollywood celebrities and guys who are still in high school.

Taylor's face lit up. She put her Burger Belle Cheeseburger down, got up and hugged Chevy, a nickname she calls her when she is super happy.

"That's it Chevy" Taylor remarked smiling from ear-to-ear, "You have just hit the barn door nail on its head."

And with that Swift said that she is going to start looking around for a new boyfriend who is in the sports world.

In Other News. It is official, Sarah "Snowflake" Palin has just become a Jeopardy entity. ANSWER: Sarah Palin. QUESTION: Name a person who BS'd herself out of existence.

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