LOS ANGELES - Charlie Sheen gave up making $1.8 million a week simply acting as himself on the hit sit-com Two and A Half Men to become a Space Cadet with two funky looking goddesses.
The goddesses long ago hit the Tinsel Town trail and left Charlie high and dry (pun intended).
Sheen quickly immersed himself in the Land of Lunacy as he went on the Internet and said this and that and that and this, none of which made any damn sense, as Vice-President Joe Biden stated on Anderson Cooper 360.
But Charlie soon struck gold (again!) with a brand new sit-com which was originally titled Charlie Sheen - El Loose Cannon.
The show's producers soon settled on the more American sounding name Anger Management.
AM quickly became a bonafide hit by bonafide comedy show standards. And now Sheen has agreed to star in yet another sit-com.
Tittle Tattle Tonight's Pico de Gallo asked Sheen if he could handle working on two comedy shows at the same time.
Charlie took a sip of his Dos Equis Beer and replied, "Hey, Pico my man, did you forget that I once dated that quirky old hag Madonna."
Sheen grinned further adding, "And let me say that if I can handle doing the horizontal hula with her while in the deep end of a swimming pool then two comedy shows is a piece of wedding cake."
Carlos Estevez, as Eva Longoria calls him, went on to say that he has developed a new comedy show for him and his latest love interest, the sexy, erotic, highly-troubled, freckle-faced LaLaLand starlet Lindsay Lohan.
He pointed out that the name of the new show will be Charlie & Lilo - Doing The Hokey Pokey.
De Gallo was told that CS will be staring as an infamous Hollywood pimp named Dasher Dabberdiddly and Lindsay will portray his live-in girlfriend and business partner the stunningly nymphomaniacal Sparkley Bimmybittle.
The two will become the purveyors of high priced prostitutes or call girls to the stars as Barbara Walters of The View calls them.
SIDENOTE: Lindsay is alleged to have told her mother Dina, that she would like to have Charlie Sheen's baby.