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Sunday, 3 March 2013

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Jack says that he truly cherishes a basketball signed by Steve Nash that he received for Valentine's Day.

LOS ANGELES - The all-time number one Los Angeles Lakers fan Jack Nicholson is finally smiling again.

Fresh from appearing at the Academy Award Show and hitting on the winner of the Best Actress Award 22-year-old Jennifer Lawrence, or J-Law, as Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest calls her, Nicholson was overheard saying that he has finally seen a glimmer of hope for the Left Coast boys in purple and gold.

Nicholson told Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight that he is positively thrilled that Kobe's team has improved their season record to 29-30.

He noted that part of the credit has to go to those sexy Laker Girls cheerleaders who are yelling a whole lot louder and doing a lot more leg splits now that the team has started picking up some much needed W's.

Jack confided to de Gallo that he has even made a little $100,000 side wager with New York Knicks fan Spike Lee that the Lakers will be in the playoffs.

Lee has stated all season that the only way the Lakers will make it to the playoffs is if four of the teams in the West are disqualified for reasons of income tax evasion, drugs, or making terroristic threats against the NBA Commissioner David Stern.

In A Related Story. Reports are that just in the past week 75-year-old Jack Nicholson has hit on Jennifer Lawrence, 24; Ke$ha, 26; and Selena Gomez, 20.

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