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Thursday, 7 March 2013

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Following a successful stint on Comic Relief making impoverished africans laugh, the normally half-naked Prince Harry is to audition for the part of Harry Hill on ITVs successful tea-time comedy TV Burp.

Harry, who describes himself on twitter as 'half-royal half-army' is back in UK digs after army cutbacks mean't he could only fire rubber bullets at Scottish independence campaigners.

A silver spoon in his mouth friend who owns a nightclub introduced him to Simone Cowell, the female head of saturday night entertainment at ITV. Cowell was impressed by the playboy prince and the two swapped numbers and, allegedly, saliva.

Harry Hill quit the successful comedy show after complaining that watching tele 21 hours a day made his hair fall out. Ginger campaign groups welcomed the appointment of the Prince, saying its about time strawberry blondes were given more prime-time tv jobs.

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