NEW YORK CITY - Self-proclaimed fashion critic Joan Rivers, who is 79, wasted no time in hurling her fiery insults at England's singing sensation Adele.
Rivers appearing on Piers Morgan Tonight said that Adele, 24, is so big she has her own zip code.
Joan The Moan went on to say that Adele is on a 45,000 calories a day diet.
The very attractive British songstress fired back at Rivers by saying that if Joan has anymore face lifts she is going to end up with a goatee.
She then giggled as she said that Joan makes ET look handsome as hell.
Rivers responded by saying that Adele is so huge she could rent out her thighs to a family of midgets.
The "Rolling In The Deep" singer allegedly told a reporter with Bedroom Pillow Talk that the next time she sees Joan Rivers in person she is going to sit on her and turn her into the ugliest-looking seat cushion in America.
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