BEVERLY HILLS - The stars of The Vampire Diaries, Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder, were recently spotted in the trendy Rodeo Drive baby store Baby Rattles, Playpens, & Stuff giving way to speculation that Dobrev is with child.
The supermarket tabloid Just Saying had a photo in its latest issue showing Nina wearing an itty bitty orange bikini swimsuit which clearly showed a bit of a baby bump.
A spokesperson for Miss Dobrev said that The Vampire Diaries star has no baby bump and added that the supermarket tabloid merely photoshopped the picture to make it look like Nina was five weeks pregnant.
Meanwhile Ian stressed the fact that there is no way that Nina could be pregnant because they always use a condom.
Dobrev's co-star and boyfriend grinned and pointed out that sometimes he even makes it a point to wear two condoms.
Somerhalder made it very clear that he wants to have a talk with whoever wrote the story and get him to print a retraction or else he will call up Ginger Allred and sue him for Babyola Fibatosis Quid de Facto.
[EDITOR'S NOTE: I went to the supermarket and purchased a copy of Just Saying and the writer of the Dobrev-Somerhalder pitter patter article is veteran Just Saying writer Rumsfeld Muddlefish. Muddlefish has made it quite clear in the past that he does not care for The Vampire Diaries, Nina Dobrev, Ian Somerhalder, or Paul Wesley.]