Tehran - "Besides, some fat guy sitting next to her at the Governors Dinner has already mentally undressed her," Ahmadinejad pointed out, "I saw the infidel's bloodshot eyeballs quiver when she turned her head during a toast."
The explanation cut no ice in the White House today where aides were examining Tehran-doctored footage of Michelle Obama's Oscars Best Picture announcement showing the First Lady shrouded in a a top-to-toe burqa.
The superimposed image is the brainchild of Iranian censors who took a fright at Michelle's cleavage, toned naked arms and in-yer-face grin.
A quickie makeover soon obliterated her $10,000 Oscar Dela Rentboy gown, described by Vague Magazine as a symphony in lurex.
Catch unedited footage of the Tehran footage at www.LA-HagFagSlagMag.com.