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Sunday, 24 February 2013

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After Tiger's GolfGate mess the value of one of his autographed golf balls went down to 3ยข.

JUPITER, Florida - Tiger Woods has once again shown the world that he is and will always be a player.

The golfer who became more famous for his off-the-fairways exploits than for his on-the-fairway exploits was caught openly flirting with his ex-wife Elin Nordegren at a Pompous Pizza Parlor in Jupiter, Florida.

The couple divorced in 2010, after Nordegren caught him in the clutches of several blondes who he said were merely golf fans who were only seeking autographed balls.

The 37-year-old Woods has been described as a walking wiener who cannot seem to keep his private parts confined to his pants crotch.

And because of that wantom weakness it caused him to get hit with divorce papers which ended up costing him $110 million.

Elin, who is 33, returned to her native Sweden where she was looked upon as a queen who stuck it to the skirt-chasing golfer but good.

It is being reported by iRumors that Woods, who is dating World Cup Alpine ski racer Lindsey Vonn, 28, is now guilty of cheating on his girlfriend with his ex-wife.

One of Tiger's closest friends NASCAR spokesperson Percy P. Pitterhorst told Vodka Vermicelli with iRumors that he is positively shocked that Woods told him that he would like to get back together with Elin and even marry her again.

When the ex-Mrs. Tiger Woods was asked if she would ever consider remarrying her husband again she laughed and remarked that she will remarry Tiger when GOP loudmouth Ann "Trigger Face" Coulter grows another tongue.

SIDENOTE: Miss Vermicelli says that a highly reliable, unnamed source told her that Charlie Sheen and Elin Nordegren were seen intimately caressing at The Laughing Beaver Comedy Club in West Hollywood.

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