HOLLYWOOD - Katy Perry had a hit with her song "I Kissed A Girl" and talk show host Ellen DeGeneres recently stated that she would love to be the Girl that Perry kisses.
It is no secret that Ellen was smitten with Katy's rack, which was openly showcased in her lime green Coochy-Coochy gown, when the two met backstage at the recent Grammy Awards Show.
The 55-year-old DeGeneres could not take her eyes of Perry's bosom and several photogs and celebrities mentioned that Ellen's wife Portia, 40, was not a happy little camper.
Picasso Mandolin, who is considered to be the world's greatest photographer, stated that at first Katy was flattered at the bosomy attention but after about two minutes of being ogled by the talk show host she began to feel a bit uneasy; kind of as if she had a cricket in her underwear.
The next day Bedroom Pillow Talk reported that Ellen apologized to wife Porty and promised her that she will try her very best not to act like Melissa Etheridge and Rosie O'Donnell and shamelessly flirt with other women in public.
Meanwhile the big eyed 28-year-old singer remarked that she feels a bit traumatized by the whole incident and noted that now, every time she sings her hit song she is going to have the image of DeGeneres staring at her tata's, as if they had writing on them.
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