TARZANA, California - Chaz Bono, who was commended by friends and family for having the ahh, gumption to appear on Dancing With The Stars, has revealed a secret he has been keeping since last November.
Chaz, who was born Chastity, to Sonny and Cher Bono recently revealed to Hollywood Innuendo's Fajita San Guacamole that his secret is that he has a big time crush on GOP political maven Ann Coulter who is 51.
Bono stated that he would love to get together with Coulter even though she is a hardcore Republican and he is a hardcore Democrat.
Chaz, who is 43, stated that he has had a weight problem ever since he was a she.
He disclosed that he is now on a strict diet of water and diet crackers. He noted that when he started on the diet he weighed 344½ pounds and now he has lost 45½ pounds and is down to 299.
Chaz did confess that his mother Cher is not at all happy about his infatuation with that Coulter woman.
He said that his famous mom said that the GOPette is not welcome in any of her three mansions, on her yacht, or on even on her horse Gypsy Tramp.
SIDENOTE: Miss San Guacamole contacted Ann Coulter and informed her about Chaz Bono's crush on her and the woman that is known to Democrats as Trigger Face replied, "Who the hell is Chaz Bono?"