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Monday, 18 February 2013

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Khloe's pet dog, named X-Factor, was a Christmas gift from Vice-President Joe Biden. (Photo by Britney Spears).

HOLLYWOOD - Well it appears that T-Shirt Man AKA Simon Cowell, has struck again and this time he has dropped the X-Factor hammer on the shows co-host Khloe Kardashian.

Tittle Tattle Tonight is reporting that Khloe, 28, was having lunch with her husband NBA basketball player Lamar Odom at The Shaped Like A Boot Italian Restaurant in Marina del Ray when she first heard the news on CNN.

One of the restaurant's employees, who did not want his real name used, but said to refer to him as Mitt Romney, said that all of a sudden he heard Khloe scream.

He immediately ran over to her and her husband's table thinking that maybe she needed CPR.

Just as he started the CPR process Odom yelled out to him that there was nothing stuck in his wife's mouth and that she had just heard on CNN that she had been fired from X-Factor.

The employee asked if she had been caught stealing. Odom grabbed the worker by his shirt collar and told him that there is no money anywhere on the set of X-Factor and even if there was his wife is worth over $11 million so why in the world would she steal any money.

The employee apologized and said that he was just asking and that he did not mean to imply that she was anything like Lindsay Lohan who steals stuff.

Pico de Gallo with 3T noted that now that Kardashian is gone and with Britney Spears being fired and L.A. Reid not returning for a season three, the show will have to find a new co-host and two new judges.

According to de Gallo, Mario Lopez will be signed for a third season since he is considered by many to be the Hispanic Ryan Seacrest.

Demi Lovato will also be returning and she has promised that she will try not to cry as much as she did last year.

Early reports are that Simon Cowell, AKA The Viceroy of Venom may consider giving one of the judge's spots to his sensuously gorgeous girlfriend Carmen Electra.

SIDENOTE: De Gallo asked Simon why he fired Khloe and he replied that he fired her simply because she always seemed to appear nervous, unprepared, a bit overweight, and at times she had that Gary Busey space alien look about her.

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