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Monday, 18 February 2013

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Britney has said that she's had a secret crush on Charlie Sheen for 13 months. (Photo courtesy of Rico Chorizo).

CUCAMONGA, California - The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle is reporting that Britney Spears and Charlie Sheen were recently spotted holding hands and engaging in a bit of tongue hockey at The La Brea Tar Pits.

Sheen who was recently seen with Kristen "The Stare" Stewart erotically frolicking in a bounce castle in Tarzana has always had a special place in his pants, ah his heart for the "Oops!...I Did It Again" girl.

And Britney, who was recently fired from her $15 million per year job as an X-Factor judge is reportedly still devastated over the tremendous financial loss.

4C reporter Fuchsia Garfunkel noted that her breakup with fiancé Jason Trawick has really taken a lot out of her, professionally, physically, and financially.

She confided to her close friend and former boss Simon "The Count of Criticism" Cowell that lately it seems like everywhere she turns she runs into a wall.

But it appears that her luck might be changing as Charlie confessed to close friend Lindsay "Freckles" Lohan that he thinks that Britney hung the moon, the Milky Way, the Big Dipper, and the Equator.

Needless to say the rumor mills are churning away at full speed as the latest issue of the supermarket tabloid Say What had the couple on the cover with the caption, Spears Having Sheen's Baby.

The sister tabloid publication Just Saying had a four page story on the Sheen-Spears romance with pictures of the two allegedly shopping for underwear down in Tijuana, Mexico.

The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle will bring you any further developments in the Sheen-Spears coupling as the developments develop.

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