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Friday, 15 February 2013

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'Rovian eye that satisfies my hole'

Jamaica - A newly remixed version of Richard's 1959 single Living Doll has been launched in a fun-raiser spearheading Pope Benedict being declared a living god.

The campaign originally kicked off in April 2007 when the Ass Press reported parallels with the Karl Rove choreographed canonization of the Pontiff's predecessor, Pope John Paul II.

President Bush's fixer famously gave his name to the adjective now synonymous with something that exhibits or uses fraudulent spin including the underhand use of misleading information/double speak to manipulate policy and hoodwink public.

Here's a sneak preview of the new lyrics:

Livin' God (Precipice Dick/Chugger-Pilchards):

Got myself a lyin, stalkin, sneakin, snortin, Livin' God
Got to do my best to please Him just cos he's a Livin' God
Got a Rovian eye and that is why he satisfies my soul
Got the one and only sneakin, snortin, Livin' God

Take a look at his heir he's real
If you don't believe what I say, just feel
I'm gonna lock him up in a trunk so no big hunk
Can Popemobile him away from me

Got myself a flyin, forkin, hystery distortin, Livin' God
Got to do my best to please Him just cos he's a Livin' God
Got a Rovian eye and that is why he satisfies my hole
Got the one and only hystery distortin, Livin' God

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