NEW YORK CITY - Reports are that Queen Elizabeth is fit to be tied (once again) over the over exposure of granddaughter-in-law Kate Middleton AKA The Duchess of Cambridge.
Kate The Great and her husband William The Hubby were having a great time vacationing down on the Caribbean Island of Mustique.
A photographer identified as Rocco Giovanelli, III, snapped some photos of Kate as she frolicked in the sand displaying her blue bikinied baby bump.
The queen upon seeing the photos in the Italian magazine Le Sausage remarked that she is getting tired of every time she picks up a glossy publication she sees a photo of Kate's bosom, bottom, or baby bump staring her in her royal face.
According to the British news agency Tickety Boo News, the elderly queen has told her son Prince Charles that if he does not tell his son William to get control of his wife then she will stop inviting the young couple over for the customary Buckingham Palace Thursday Afternoon Tea Party.
Neville Twickenbuck with TBN stated in his report that the matter is really quite simple - if Kate continues to showcase her royal private parts then they will certainly be photographed.
He noted that the beach where she was photographed is a public beach and today's photographers are equipped with zoom lenses that can clearly see the details of a gnat's belly button 100 yards away.
Prince Philip was asked for a comment and he replied, "Kate and William are in the Caribbean? Well tis bloody news ta me it tis."
Twickenbuck disclosed off-the-record that the queen really needs to take some chill pills and leave the young happy royal couple da bloomin' hell alone.
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