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Saturday, 16 February 2013

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Cibrian denies that he was with his ex-wife at The Mrs. Ponce de Leon Hotel in Beverly Hills.

REDONDO BEACH, California - Eddie Cibrian was in Redondo Beach shopping for a new surfboard at The Sir Surfboard Shop.

As he was leaving with his brand new Channel Islands Surfboard he was approached by Redwood Fingerboo with The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle.

Fingerboo asked Cibrian, 39, about the latest rumor from the infamous Left Coast Rumor Mill.

Cibrian paused and asked him which of the half dozen rumors was he referring to.

The 4C reporter told him that he was talking about the one about him cheating on his wife LeAnn Rimes, 30, with his ex-wife 40-year-old Brandi Glanville, star of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

Eddie almost dropped his brand new surfboard. He shook his head and remarked that, that had to be one of the most far out rumors he's heard so far this year.

He raised his eyebrows and told Fingerboo that although it is no secret that his ex-wife Brandi tops LeAnn in the IQ, cooking, and bosom departments, he would probably do the Horizontal Hula with Kathy "The Red Cougar" Griffin, 52, before he would turn to Brandi.

When he was asked why, he blushed and replied "Because Brandi has a bad habit of pointing."

In A Non-Related Story. There is quite a fight in the New Hampshire senate going on between two factions. One wants to keep the White Tailed Deer as the state animal and the other wants to change it to the muskrat.

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