BEVERLY HILLS - Kristen Stewart visited The Princess Sizzle Sizzle Tanning Salon on Rodeo Drive to see about getting a little color in her extremely pale skin.
The Twilight Saga actress is still in a somewhat state of depression over the fact that ex-boyfriend Rob Pattinson has made it abundantly clear that he does not want to be with her in any way, shape, or form.
And as if that is not enough to put K-Stew in Moodyville, The Tinsel Town Times Tribune recently presented its annual List of The Top 100 Sexiest Female Celebrities For 2013 and Stewart came in at number 99.
An unnamed source informed Bedroom Pillow Talk that the 22-year-old actress actually cried for two days and only stopped when she sat down to watch an old rerun of Three and A Half Men, back when Charlie Sheen was still on it.
BPT reporter Preston St. Bolero has revealed that sources in the know tell him that K-Stew has been visiting the Venice Beach offices of noted sex therapist Dr. Pomeroy P. Flibberflax, 71.
When Miss Stewart was asked about this she staunchly denied it saying that she has not been to Venice Beach since September 16, of last year.
SIDENOTE: K-Stew has denied the rumor that she is seriously considering entering into a relationship with Jodie Foster.