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Topics: Recycling, face, Lil' Kim

Thursday, 7 February 2013

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Little Kim

A new improved Little Kim has been launched onto the celebrity circuit. The diminutive, pint sized beauty has been, new and 'improved'.

Startled pundits noted that there was a distinct Asian, robotic look to her shiny new face. She is barely recognizable as the dusky beauty she was few months ago.

Bewildered rap fans have said, "Little Kim is selling out to the Chinese and Japanese markets." The feisty, hip-hop star is reported to have taken issue with Nicki Minaj stealing her fans. A hurt, Little Kim has instead tried to crack the lucrative Asian market and make it big in Tokyo, Shanghai and Hong Kong.

It is said that the star has been converted into a synthetic humanoid which is able to sing and dance and cavort around in it's underwear 23/7. Apparantly Simon Cowell has commented that the 'Recycled Little Kim' is much 'lower maintenance' than the previous persona. The 'fierce' little 'Miss Dynamite' was fond of running up her credit card bill and charging all her plastic surgery and nail and hair extensions to Mr Cowell's Psycho label.

Distraught fans have accused Little Kim of 'selling out' and of losing 'street credibility'.

Other observers have wondered if the new synthetic persona of Little Kim has any of the soul and the personality of the previously spirited and temperamental star. "A celebrity 'watcher' has sadly commented, "You link in her eyes and nothing is there. The lights are on and nobody's home."

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