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Wednesday, 6 February 2013

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Beyonce shown relaxing by the pool at The Hotel Ooh La La in New Orleans. (Photo by Rico Chorizo).

NEW ORLEANS - Beyonce has said that she has really been hurt and offended by all the hateful comments, remarks, and insults due to the fact that she decided to lip sync the "Stars Spangled Banner" at President Obama's Inauguration.

The long-legged singer also revealed that she was upset at the fact that she was again criticized for lip syncing during her Super Bowl halftime performance.

Beyonce spoke with Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle Tonight and told him that she has been made to feel like Britney Spears, except for the fact that she's black, taller than Britney, and she is nowhere near as moody as the "Oops" girl.

She vowed to never again lip sync even if she is outside and the temperature is minus 10.

Jay-Z, Beyonce's husband told her not to worry about it because together she and he have more money than the entire state of Wyoming.

Beyonce has said that every professional singer lip syncs at one time or another, even veterans such as Willie Nelson, Cher, Tony Bennett, and The Village People.

De Gallo told her that truth be told probably about 99.3 percent of all American males who were watching the halftime extravaganza were not focused on her mouth.

Beyonce blushed and thanked de Gallo for that wonderful female ego booster. She then gave him a big kiss right on the mouth.

He thanked her and told her that he will definitely buy all of her future CDs.

In Other News. Regis Philbin has just announced that one of the sponsors of his and Larry King's new talk show, The Viagra View will be Jock Itch Away.

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