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Tuesday, 5 February 2013

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Nicole Kidman relaxing in the pool of The Tony Bennett Hotel in San Francisco. (Photo by Colin Kaepernick).

SAN FRANCISCO - Australian actress Nicole Kidman AKA Mrs. Keith Urban was in Alcatraz City catching up on some clothes shopping that she had been putting off since the middle of January.

As she strolled down Lombard Street she received a call from her husband. He was in Hollywood filming an episode of American Idol.

Urban told her that Nicki Minaj seems to be getting worse and worse as time goes by. He pointed out that during a break she had gone into Mariah Carey's dressing room and told her that she is sick and tired of her making all kinds of faces behind her back.

Carey denied making any facial expressions and Minaj took out her cell phone and showed her a video of her making no less than seven faces within 26 seconds.

The clown-haired singer then started yelling at the top of her lungs saying that Carey keeps getting preferential treatment. Just then Randy "The Dawg" Jackson happened by and he quickly took the bottle of Johnnie Walker Red that Nicki was waving over her head away from her.

Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest walked in and told everyone to settle down because they were acting like the cast of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

Minaj called him a Georgia twit and tried to kick him, but Ryan, who is as fit as a matador side-stepped her left foot and she almost fell on her caboose.

Keith was standing at the door simply shaking his head and saying that country music folks don't act like this.

Nicole recently stated on Jay Leno's Tonight Show that she cannot stand Nicki Minaj and hates the fact that her husband has to sit next to her.

SIDENOTE: Kidman was interviewed by Bedroom Pillow Talk's Gazebo Serengeti and she confessed to him that she really fears that Minaj will snap and possibly bite her husband.

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