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Wednesday, 6 February 2013

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A close up of Donald Trump's infamous flamboyant hairdo. (Photo courtesy of Joan Rivers).

NEW YORK CITY - Billionaire Donald Trump, who is obsessed with trying to stay in the headlines, has just filed a $50 million lawsuit against Bill Maher.

It appears that Trump did not appreciate Maher telling Whoopi Goldberg on The View that Donald's hairdo looks like Kirstie Alley sat on it for 45 minutes.

Trump said that the vicious remark has caused him to lose sleep, weight, and about $3 million in sales of his Donald Trump Bobblehead Doll.

El Donaldo, as Manny Pacquiao calls him, has hired the services of attorney Charleston Straydiddle of the Brooklyn law firm of Fitzowitz, Straydiddle, & Goldenbocker.

Trump mentioned the fact that Straydiddle is Justin Bieber's speeding tickets attorney.

Meanwhile, Bill Maher, said that he has hired Southern attorney Bobby Foonballoon of Biloxi, Mississippi.

Straydiddle has informed Foonballoon that his client is willing to settle out of court for $49.3 million. Foonballoon replied by saying that Maher commented that he (Straydiddle) and his client Donnie Trump can kiss his erector set.

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