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Sunday, 3 February 2013

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A photo of the infamous Encino Reservoir.

ENCINO, California - It appears that the former Mrs. Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes has finally decided to participate in the dating game.

Katie, who recently stated that she plans on giving up acting in order to fulfill her life long dream of being a stand up comedian was spotted by several individuals at the Encino Reservoir in the company of none other than Jack Sparrow himself, Johnny Depp.

The 34-year-old actress later told iRumors reporter Vodka Vermicelli that her and Johnny were basically just sitting in his 2013 Lamborghini and talking about the recent NBA all-star selections.

Miss Vermicelli asked if she has finally gotten over her divorce from Tom (Cruise). Katie rolled her big eyes and said that she was over Tom the day she filed the divorce papers.

She pointed out that she had almost divorced him three years ago when he demanded that she stop parting her hair down the middle and start wearing bangs.

When asked what she thought about the 49-year-old Depp, Katie blushed and replied that Johnny is quite a catch but she feels that he still has feelings for his ex-long time girlfriend Vanessa Paradis.

She was asked why she felt that way. And she replied that it was due to the fact that while she and Johnny were involved in a bit of tongue wrestling that his cell phone had rung three times.

Afterward he checked and told her that all three calls were from Vanessa.

In Political News. Mitt Romney has told GOPicky Magazine that he is putting up his 2012 presidential campaign bus on eBay. The old Flip Flopper said that whatever money he receives from the sale of the bus nicknamed The Mormon Merriment Presidential Campaign Bus will be used to help defray the cost of his failed presidential campaign's political buttons, hats, and bras.

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