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Tuesday, 29 January 2013

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Sofia was recently given a Yorkshire Terrier puppy by Vice-President Joe Biden. (Photo by President Obama).

HOLLYWOOD - Sofia Vergara was spotted having lunch at The Gunfight At The OK Corral Steakhouse in Hollywood.

She recently appeared on The View and was asked by Elizabeth Hasselbeck about being so well-endowed in the rack department.

Vergara, who has one of the best sense of humors in Tinsel Town, stood up and did a little jiggle move which clearly showed the audience in the studio and the viewers at home that her girls are 100 percent real.

She stressed the fact that unlike a lot of hooters in LaLaLand her's are not store bought.

The 40-year-old actress disclosed that they were handed down to her by her paternal grandmother.

The talented Colombian native appears on the hit sit-com Modern Family where she portrays Gloria Pritchett, the stunningly sexy trophy wife of the much older Jay Pritchett, played by Ed O'Neill.

O'Neill, who starred in the hit series Married With Children, recently told Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres that he cannot believe that he is being paid so much money to to play Sofia's husband.

He got a tremendous school boy type grin on his face as he mentioned that he should be paying the television production company for the intimate bedroom scenes he gets to appear in with the lasciviously luscious Latina lady.

SIDENOTE: O'Neill laughed as he said that when he first met Vergara, she went up to him, hugged him, kissed him, and then remarked, "And jes, dee boobs dey are real and my bra size ease 34-DD, and let me tell to ju Mr. O'Neill, dat I am berry, berry proud of my maracas."

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