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Tuesday, 29 January 2013

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Adam Lambert shown dancing with two unidentified males at his 31st birthday party. (Photo by Ricky Martin).

WEST HOLLYWOOD - The glamboyant singer Adam Lambert celebrated his 31st birthday at The Tipsy Tadpole Lounge with friends, band members, and one of the club's owners David Arquette.

Arguette, who is an alumni of Dancing With The Stars, got so caught up in the festive festivities that he actually removed his Nike sneakers, his Village People T-Shirt, and his Bermuda shorts and began dancing with the crowd in his Sponge Bob Square Pants boxer shorts.

As the band played the hit song "Call Me Maybe" by Carly Rae Jepsen, Arquette, who has a bit of a sensuous sense of humor proceeded to give the former American Idol second place finisher, Adam Lambert, a lap dance.

The crowd oohed and aahed as Adam and David both sang along with the lyrics.

After the song Arquette gave Lambert a fist bump and told him that he now knows how Miley Cyrus feels.

SIDENOTE: Adam Glambert, as Jodie Foster calls him, and David "Little David" Arquette, as ex-wife Courtney Cox calls him, each denied afterwards that they are now a couple.

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