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Thursday, 24 January 2013

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Paris will be portraying trio singer Kalipity Savitsky in The Vampire Threesome.

NEW YORK CITY - The Epitome Television Network has just announced plans for a new vampire cable television show The Vampire Threesome.

The show will be directed by noted motion picture director Durango Grundyweather, who has been nominated for an Academy Award for his motion picture WTF! - The Story of Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries.

The Vampire Threesome will star Paris Hilton as Kalipity Savitsky, Chelsea Handler as Mariposa Magweena, and Russell Brand as Zytin Flipp.

The three reside in Fairfax, Vermont, where they perform nightly at The Music Merriment Club, as a musical trio singing oldies tunes from the 60s and 70s.

The name of the band is The Vampire Threesome and unknown to club manager Noah "Bub" FitzHays or any of the townspeople, the three performers are all genuine vampires.

Grundyweather explained that the premise of the show is that each week the trio will pick out a member of the town, who is known to be arrogant, sarcastic, and mean-spirited, and the three will then proceed to perform their vampire sorcery and devilry on that hateful individual to make him or her think that he or she is going crazy.

Lindsay Lohan has just been signed to appear on the first episode of The Vampire Threesome. She will be portraying a wealthy, cantankerous, bitchy young woman who has inherited $7.3 million from an old maid aunt who resided in Panama City, Florida.

Other Motion Pictures By Durango Grundyweather -

  • The Etch-A-Sketch Chronicles
  • Beach Blanket Crotch Cuddling
  • The Trillion Dollar Coins
  • Bonfire - The Joan of Arc Story
  • The Dukes of Hazzard 2012 - Daisy Duke's Cellulite Years

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