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Friday, 25 January 2013

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A photo of Eddie and Brandi that was taken on their 7th wedding anniversary in 2008.

LOS ANGELES - Anderson Cooper host of CNN's Anderson Cooper 360 has just stated that he does not recall a more bitter, intense, hate-filled feud than the one that is currently going on between country singer LeAnn Rimes and Brandi Glanville who appears on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

The Tinsel Town Times Tribune noted that The Hatfields and McCoys type feud started several years ago when Rimes stole Glanville's husband Eddie Cibrian away from her.

And since then, the two blonde gals have been cutting each other down like a pair of Oregon lumberjacks.

Brandi, 40, recently remarked on The Ellen DeGeneres Show that LeAnn's new short updo hairdo makes her look like a skinny-as-hell, white Gumby.

The ex-Mrs. Cibrian stated that the 30-year-old LeAnn is a space cadet whose tool shed is missing a whole bunch of tools.

LeAnn appeared on The View and said that taking Brandi's hubby away was about as easy as Wynonna Judd chomping down on a plate of chicken and dumplings.

She then commented that Eddie, who is 39, told her (LR) that when he first started dating Brandi that she had no idea where her G-Spot was located. Cibrian went on the Internet and quickly figured out the exact location.

Glanville says that Rimes' new album is called Spitfire, but quipped that a more appropriate name would have been Spit Up.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: I recently saw a photo of LeAnn Rimes in the January issue of Music Moments Magazine and I must say that if she gets any skinnier, Eddie will be able to carry her around in his shirt pocket.]

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