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Wednesday, 23 January 2013

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Britney Spears lip syncing at a concert in The Crop Rotation Convention Center in Waterloo, Iowa.

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - The recently fired X-Factor judge Britney Spears is reportedly extremely angry at fellow singer Beyonce.

The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle is reporting that Spears told The Views Whoopi Goldberg that she does not appreciate Beyonce copying her style and resorting to lip syncing.

Beyonce allegedly did not sing "The National Anthem" live at the Presidential Inauguration Ceremonies and instead decided to mouth the words and lip syncing which is also known as Britney Spearsing It.

When the "Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)" singer was told about Britney's remark she let loose with about half a dozen hardcore expletives that would make sailors cringe.

Beyonce stated that if boring Britney had used sentences with more than three words in her remarks as an X-Factor judge she probably would not have gotten her "Oops!...I Did It Again" butt fired.

Jay-Z, Beyonce's husband chimed in and said that the only reason that Simon Cowell paid Spears $15 million to be an X-Factor judge was because he was hoping that the two would have engaged in a bit of mattress merriment.

SIDENOTE: President Obama was asked what he thought about Beyonce lip syncing "The Star Spangled Banner." He paused for a moment, grinned, and replied "Well to be honest with ya, I was not exactly looking at Beyonce's lips...trust me."

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