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Tuesday, 22 January 2013

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Elin Nordegren recently told Ellen DeGeneres that she is happily single.

NEW YORK CITY - Tiger Woods was sitting by himself at the prestigious Intoxicated Iguana Bar in New York City when he was approached by a reporter.

Vodka Vermicelli with iRumors asked him if she could have a few words with him and the man whose real name is Eldrick Tont Woods responded with a wink and motioned for her to have a seat.

Miss Vermicelli asked him if it was true that he has been desperately trying to get back together with his ex-wife Elin Nordegren.

Woods nodded yes and revealed to Miss Vermicelli that every single woman that he went to bed with before and after his divorce may have looked like a 10 on the outside, but on the inside they were all just 4's, 5's, and 6's.

He smiled a smile that could be seen from across the street and remarked that the only 10 he has ever known is that gorgeously sultry lady from Sweden, Elin "Babe-Elicious" Nordegren.

He noted that he is 98.7 percent sure that Elin will take him back because they had so much in common; like a love for the Hangover movies, knock-knock jokes, and nude midnight romps on the beaches down at Cabo San Lucas, Mexico.

Meanwhile when the 33-year-old Swedish beauty was contacted about the possibility of her getting back together with her womanizing ex-husband, Nordegren reportedly stated that she has been there, done that.

She then added that she would not take El Tigre, as she called him in the privacy of their bed, back if he offered to buy her the entire state of Montana.

In Sports News. Reports are that Tom Brady is so upset at his New England Patriots getting beaten by the Baltimore Ravens that he is refusing to eat.

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