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Saturday, 19 January 2013

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Danica is thrilled that she will get to keep her pet Yorkie, Vroom-Vroom. (Photo courtesy of Derek Hough).

LA BREA, California - Rumors recently had the soon-to-be-divorced Danica Patrick involved with Dancing With The Stars dancer Derek Hough.

Danica denied the rumors saying that Derek was just helping her get over her depressed state by teaching her how to dance the mambo, the samba, and the Argentine Tango.

The 30-year-old race car driver told Hollywood Innuendo that the reason why she filed for divorce from her husband, Dr. Paul Hospenthal, 47, was due to the seven year itch.

The woman who drives NASCAR number 10 on the race tracks throughout America said that she tried and tried but there was just no cream that she found that could stop the tremendous itching.

And now comes word from Tittle Tattle Tonight's Kiowa Kettle that Ms. Patrick was seen sitting in her NASCAR race car at the La Brea Tar Pits in the company of Katy Perry's ex-husband, Russell Brand.

According to Miss Kettle, Brand and Patrick were involved in some big time tongue wrestling. Danica later said that Russell was just teaching her some of the names of England's soccer teams.

SIDENOTE: Now that Lindsay Lohan has dropped out of starring as Danica in the motion picture, Going In Circles - The Danica Patrick Story, word is that Megan Fox will now star as the female race car driver.

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