TARZANA - Charlie Sheen has been riding on Cloud 9 ever since the new-found success of his new show Anger Management.
He says that he has already forgotten that he ever appeared on the top sit-com Two and A Half Men and he even expressed the fact that he no longer kicks himself in his noggin for walking away from a $1.8 million per episode salary.
The actor whose real name is Carlos Estevez has even long ago accepted the fact that his two prized goddesses Rachel "Lips" Oberlin and Natalie "Lips" Kenly left him high and dry.
Now, there appears to be a new woman in the former Space Cadet's life; or at least this week anyway.
And the Flavor of The Week is none other than the star of The Twilight Saga series of films Kristen "The Stare" Stewart.
The two were recently spotted at a bounce castle in a Tarzana city park and eye witnesses reported that the couple was acting as if they were long lost lovers.
One witness, who gave her name as Willow Rita Perkintrip, stated that she had to physically turn her seven-year-old twin girls Holly and Lolly around so that they would not see the frisky frolicking that Sheen and Stewart were engaging in.
Later on when Sheen was asked about the bounce castle cuddling he grinned and said that he was just trying to put a smile on K-Stew's face.
He said that lately every time he has seen her on TV or in a photograph she's looked extremely sad as if she had just lost her favorite vibrator.
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