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Tuesday, 15 January 2013

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A photo of Michelle Ryan's infamous sandals which sold on eBay for $217. (Photo by Coach Rex Ryan).

NEW YORK CITY - Word coming out of the New York Jets front office is that there is a deal in the works that would send quarterbacks Mark Sanchez and Tim Tebow to the Redskins for Kirk Cousins.

An inside source who would only give his initials - P.F. said that Coach Rex Ryan has been wanting to unload Tebow for sometime but that the only way it could happen would be in a two-for-one deal

Ryan who has had his up and downs with Mark Sanchez stated to Sports Territory Magazine's Tango Brisket that he is really quite fond of Mark, as evidenced by the fact that he got a tattoo of his (Ryan's) wife, Michelle, wearing a Mark Sanchez jersey.

The Jets coach wanted it made perfectly clear that he does not feel that there is anything kinky about that tattoo at all.

Meanwhile, two of America's most tattooed individuals Jesse James and Kat Von D both expressed opposite opinions on the matter.

"Messy" Jesse remarked that when he first saw Coach "Footsie" Ryan with the tattoo of another man on his arm, his first impression was that perhaps Rexy boy rides sidesaddle.

Kat Von D, however, stated that she thinks that Coach Ryan having a tattoo of his wife on his body is a sign that he really cares about her deeply and does not just look at her as a housekeeper, who sweeps, mops, vacuums, cooks, does the dishes, and washes the clothes.

In A Related Story. To see all of the tattoos on Kat Von D's body and what each one signifies go to www.katvondtitfortat.ink

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