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Tuesday, 15 January 2013

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Jennifer Aniston says she will never forgive Angelina Jolie for stealing Brad Pitt away from her.

MARINA DEL REY, California - Jennifer Aniston recently stated that lately she has found herself on the moody side and feels that her biological clock is ticking at double time.

The 43-year-old actress who is engaged to Justin Theroux, 41, remarked to Anderson Cooper of Anderson Cooper 360, that just before Christmas she has been thinking about her ex-husband, Brad Pitt, and she cannot stop.

She confessed to Cooper that she daydreams about him, dreams about him at night, and since Saturday, January 12, she has started fantasizing about him.

JenAn confessed that in her fantasy Brad and her are standing on top of Mt. Everest and making out like a couple of teenagers.

She giggled as she caught herself adding that she realizes that there are no teenagers on top of Mt. Everest but what the heck - it's her damn fantasy.

Aniston has also said that she daydreams about Brad's husband-stealing fiancée, Angelina Jolie, getting on the weight scale and finding out that she has hit the big 200.

When asked why she has these fantasies and daydreams, Jennifer took a bite out of her Oreo Cookie and replied that she thinks it's because she still pines for Brad because deep down inside she knows that he would much rather be with her than with that botox lipped husband snatcher Angie.

SIDENOTE: To see some rather explicit photos of Aniston that were taken the last time she was down in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, go to www.jenniferanistonwowiezowie.hot.

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