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Saturday, 12 January 2013

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Britney photographed wearing a pair of red bikini thongs that Simon Cowell gave her for Christmas. (Photo by Rico Chorizo).

BEVERLY HILLS - Britney Spears, ex-X-Factor judge, came out of The Mrs. Ponce De Leon Hotel where she had gone to meet with a music video producer-director, who did not want his name mentioned.

She was instantly asked by Hollywood Innuendo's Fajita San Guacamole about her marital rumors.

"You mean about me insisting I sleep on the left side of the bed?" she asked.

San Guacamole replied that, that was old news and she had done a report on that issue a week ago. She asked Spears if the rumor that she and Jason Trawick had called off their wedding engagement was true.

Britney, 31, rolled her eyes and said that it was true and that she wanted it made perfectly clear that it was her who had broke the engagement off and not Jason as another entertainment media news show had stated.

The "Oops!...I Did It Again" girl stated that she ended the engagement because she got tired of Trawick being jealous of her career.

He had told her that he did not want her doing X-Factor before she signed the $15 million contract last year.

Britney revealed to San Guacamole that he finally agreed to let her do the show after she promised to give him half of the $15 million, she bought him a $9,000 Rolex watch, and she allowed him to French kiss their gorgeous 24-year-old Venezuelan nanny, Margo Bangasetti, but just one time.

Britney also pointed out that she did not appreciate him telling Tittle Tattle Tonight that she snores so loud that sometimes she can drown out the television.

Jason was contacted and asked to give his side of the story. He simply said that he is the one who broke the engagement because he got tired of her constantly singing her hit song "Oops!...I Did It Again" over and over and over.

Trawick also disclosed that he knows that Britney has a crush on Simon Cowell and her dream is that once she is free, that Simon will dump his girlfriend Carmen Electra and take up with her.

Jason laughed and said that her dream has about as much chance of coming true as Justin Bieber has of becoming an NFL quarterback.

SIDENOTE: The record producer who did not want his name mentioned in the opening paragraph is Mendenhall Van Cluckette.

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